A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's clinic. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, 'Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.'

'Each morning, give him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch and dinner make him a nutritious meal. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly... make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 6 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.'

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, 'What did the doctor say?'

'You're going to die,' she replied.